AHOY MATES!
WELCOME BACK, PIRATES! What a festive and wonderful time of year it is. WHAT? Ye don't AGREE? Oh I just heard ye incorrectly? ARRGH, me hearin' ain't what it used to be. One too many BOOMS I've heard playin' with me grenades.
WHAT'S THAT? New SURPRISES every day? I got used to surprises, like when me not-so-trusty grenade pins ACCIDENTIALLY fall out whilst I be sleepin'! But, yes, continue we shall; what could possibly be for today?
A special present indeed, goes BOOM too if ye ain't careful! HA! Get it?
It's a special Present Grenade! Redeem code PRESENT by December 31st to receive the Limited-Edition Present Grenade!
Happy Holidays!