Posted by Captain Hector Barbossa on May 22, 2020, midnight
I be rememberin’ a time when a man’s wealth was earned by the sweat of his brow and the strength of his back.
Becomin’ a legend in these waters, a pirate had prove their meddle a hundred times over! And a hundred times again! We were driven by plunder. It called out to us.
And I fer one know the curse of greed. Beware ye blasted ingrates, as we pirates can be consumed by our greed.
But now only by ye greed will ye be rewarded, mate!
Any pirate committin’ deeds of pillagin’ and lootin’ in the Caribbean the this weekend will be reapin’ Double the Gold!
So ‘til those last moments of May 24th, take what ye’ can! Give nothin’ back!