Posted by Butcher Brown on Nov. 21, 2021, 3 p.m.
Mhmmm... you smelt it, didn't ya? That aroma of fresh slow-cooked meat smoked over a proper pit fire, doused with vinegar and herbs? Your nose led ya' right to it, I bet! And this here pig ain't just good eatin', it's good for ya'. Works just as good as a tonic to healing what ails ya' when you're trompin' through the jungles or delving in the caves.
I should know, I'm the fellow who prepares these porkers for their final duty. So, I take some pride in picking the best.
But, that ain't all what it's about, mate. This time here, it's the Brethren Feast! On some colonies, they give thanks for their harvest and another year gone by. Here in the Caribbean, the Brethren Feast honors those brave pirate…
Posted by Unknown on Nov. 20, 2021, 1 p.m.
A sailor arrived on Padres del Fuego the day before yesterday evening with an unfortunate look on his face. He had a fellow pirate with him that was covered in sores and had a face so gaunt there were shadows filling the valleys formed in his cheeks... the face of a man who had not eaten a meal in a long time.
They made their way to the Ratskellar tavern and sat down at the bar counter. The bartender approached, and the sailor him asked for a piece bread and a drink of water. Fellow pirates in the bar began to look on in concern and in curiosity of the emaciated pirate.
As the sailor waited for the bartender to fetch his food, he explained to the fellow customers that he found him on the shores of Rum…
Posted by Bargain Billy on Nov. 11, 2021, 2 p.m.
Hope ye all had a spooky time this Halloween! Been lootin' bones and weapons in thar Hollowed Woods and I had almost forgot to tell ye all about this month's peddler offerings!
This here month of November we have the Barony stolen straight off the back of a real life baron of the aristocracy and blantantly copied thread by thread! If yer not much into the fancy purple and gold silks we have on offer the Classic Corsair for all ye modest pirates who want to look the part of an honest or dishonest sailor *wink wink*.
Mates, don't forget my offerings from October are still only available until November 30th and it might be a whole year afore ye have another chance at those popular garments. So come visi…
Posted by Peddler Phillip on Oct. 3, 2021, 8:30 p.m.
For this spooky month of October, we have the Raven's Cove Mercenary found once again neatly folded in pristine crates aboard an abandoned ship set adrift off the coast of Raven's Cove. No peddler knows why this derelict ship comes and goes each year and no one knows who keeps restocking her cargo holds full of these spooky outfits after we keep selling out each and every year. It very well could be the supernatural for all we know!
And speaking of ships filled to the briny brim with lucrative cargo, this next outfit be best suited for all ye captains of mercantile background. The Merchant Captain is also back in stock this month.
Raven's Cove Mercenary & Merchant Captain will be availa…
Posted by The Crew on Sept. 19, 2021, midnight
Gather around ye Bilgerats,
Strange things are happening on Port Royal... late this evening, Jolly Roger's minions have clawed their way in. This surely will take a long time to get these parasites back in check.
Hollowed Woods used to be a bustling mining village before some... peculiar things began to happen there. Miners and townfolk started to go missing in the dead of night... and a lucky few who managed to stay far enough away reported seeing devilish red eyes floating about the town. After a particularly horrific incident, the miners blocked off the entrance to the village from the rest of the island, so the evil could not escape... but this blockade clearly has held up no longer.