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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Davy Doubloon on March 6, 2020, noon


    Another fine bright day here in th’ Caribbean, mate! An’ look at you in those drab an’ dreary rags! Let ol’ Davy Doubloon set you right!

    This month, I happen to lay me hands on some most colorful finery. First, there be th’ Emerald Duelist. Springtime greens with matchin’ frilled hat and boots for gents and ladies alike! Maybe something a bit more threatenin’? Capt. Blood will bathe ye’ in scarlet red from head to foot, includin’ th’ feathered buccaneer hat!

    If flair ain’t yer thing, mate. I still has some of th’  Pirate Stargazer an’ Black Mutineer on hand til the end of the month. Only a short time left for you darkest of heart buccaneers.

    Oh? What's that, ye want ta’ celebrate th' wearin’ of th…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Shamus O'Malley on March 5, 2020, 3 p.m.


    Top o’ th’ mornin’ to ya, lads an’ lasses! Spring is upon us, an’ some roguish leprechaun has gone an’ colored our Caribbean an Irish Green again!

    Me? Ye think I, Shamus O’Malley would perpetrate such deeds? Perish th’ thought! 

    This be a time of celebratin’ Wearing of the Green! Peddlers on all th’ islands are offerin’ up a special St. Patrick’s Day outfit! Tattoo Artists have green clovers an’ Celtic patterns to adorn yeself. An’ island Barbers are loadin’ up on green hair dye!

    But, not all pirates are experiencin’ the Luck of the Irish, mate. Word 'round Tortuga is Cap’n Jack Sparrow has had a run of misfortune!

    Come see me, Shamus O’Malley on the Tortuga dock to start the “Luck of the Seas”…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Jenny Jigfiddle on Feb. 26, 2020, 10 p.m.


    Ahoy, me hearties!

    It be time for the annual carnival celebration. Some call it "Fat Tuesday," but the most of ye will know it simply as one of our favorite holidays, Mardi Gras!

    Fireworks shall be blasting above yer heads safely launched from sea by our resident piratey pyromancers every hour on the hour during the thick of night.

    The customary bonfire on the Tortuga beach has been stacked high and shall be lit and blazing away into the sky from 4PM Eastern until 10PM Eastern. Also, our resident caterers will be cooking some delicious and decadent roasted pork right on the spit and fire, and that pork be known in these waters to contain healing powers stronger than your typical run-of-the-mi…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by The Crew on Feb. 14, 2020, midnight


    Happy Valentine's Day, me hearties!

    It seems that Cupid has been very busy as of late. Many of the lads and lasses be flirtin' like never before with this new /flirt pick-up line! Have ye been stuck by his arrow?

    Maybe ye need to be lookin' the part first. Be sure to pick up the Valentine's Day outfit if ye haven't got it yet. Might help ya to look the part when using said /flirt.

    If worse comes to worse, get the Valentine's Heart Grenade by completeing the Valentine's Day quest to use on the one you love. I mean to use to impress the one you love by using them on the undead or maybe those Navy Swine. Please don't be knockin your true love out with the grenade, they'll never talk to ye again if ye …


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Tobias Sternmorgan on Feb. 10, 2020, midnight


    Valentine's? Grrr! Don' tell me yer caught up in this whole lovey-dovey holiday too, pirate!

    Every year at this time, ye bunch a' soft-bellied lubbers get all choked up about hearts an' flowers! Makes an old salt's stomach twist like a whirlpool! An' I suppose'n yer gonna' ask fer shore leave that whole February 10th - 16th week, eh?

    Buy yourself some frilly Valentine’s Day outfit at the Peddlers? 

    Are you gonna' see that Erin Amorous fella' at the Rowdy Rooster on Port Royal and take up some romantic quest? And fer what? Ta' help that poor sod, Sid Tackem? Just to get some Valentine’s Heart Grenade? That girl Dedrie Dunham is outta' his league anyway.

    Bad enough ye got all these lovesick …


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Peddler Phillip on Feb. 6, 2020, 11:30 a.m.


    Psst… mate, over here. Ye looks like someone who knows quality wardrobe when ye' sees it. Step on over, have a peek. Feel th' finery. That be real craftsmanship. A pirate of th' world such as yeself deserves a piece of high quality stichin'.

    This here be the Pirate Stargazer. Black as a night sky with fine yella' gold inlay. I'll throw in th' matchin' feathered hat if you buys it today.

    Or, maybe a dark heart like yers would prefer th' Black Mutineer? Velvety an' pitch as coal. Just th' thing fer' workin' unda' cover of darkness. And that coat be just like wearin' armor.

    If ye in a more… nautical mood, I still has some of The Helmsman an' Admiral items left over from January fer sale. Best …


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Davy Doubloon on Jan. 2, 2020, 8 p.m.


    Shiver me timbers, is it a whole 'nother New Year already?! My th' time has flown, haddn'tit? But I think it's been a good year for pirates, an' here's raising a tankard in th' hopes for many, many more!

    But y' didn't come here t' listen t' me blather on, did ye? No yer here fer th' goods! Well I don't think ye'll be disappointed, not one bit! We Peddlers have two fantastic offerins fer ye t' start th' year off in style! We have Admiral back in stock, it's a real favorite with it's big fancy hat an' regal blue colorin'. But if blue inn't yer taste, we also have The Helmsman fer ye more refined pirates that prefer more muted colors and less ostentatious hats.

    Or maybe ye've been draggin' yer feet…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    NEW YEAR'S EVE!

    January 2, 2020 by ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Jesse Tidus on Dec. 31, 2019, midnight


    Ahoy, lads and lassies.

    It has been quite some time, has it not? Must I reintroduce myself? Jesse Tidus here, once again making port to celebrate with my freebooting friends (and the pretty pirates).

    Why, you ask? Because we are on the verge of entering a new year, mateys. And not just any new year: a new decade! Surely, a cause for celebration! Eat, drink, be merry, sink ships to your heart's content. There shall be fireworks on the horizon; would you like to come onboard my ship for a lovely night of gazing?

    Ah, I see -- you are simply shy. Or, daresay, self-conscious of your (rather atrocious) garments? In that case, you're in luck, love. A special outfit for the new year is available for pur…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by Deaf Gunny and Anton Levy on Dec. 25, 2019, midnight


    On the final day of Celebration the Brethren Court gave to you... Classic Candy Cane Weapons!

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YE ALL!

    I'M SO EXCITED TO BE BRINGIN' YE GLAD TIDINGS FOR THIS HERE 12 DAYS OF CELEBRATION! I'M HOPIN' THE NEW WEAPONS ARE PLEASIN' TO YE. WE'VE GOT A LOT MORE FROM TH...

    Sorry about that, folks. Deaf Gunny lost his hearing again after finding what he thought was a snowball. Thankfully he only tossed it at the Jolly Sandman outside his shop. Unfortunately, he were standin' too close... and... well... BOOM!

    As he was sayin' we be bringin' you some good news from the Brethren Court. The Classic Candy Canes have returned! Green Candy Cane Sabre and Red Candy Cane Sabre are ba…


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  • ElizaCreststeel

    Posted by The Crew on Dec. 24, 2019, 7:30 a.m.


    Ahoy everyone!

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you jolly buccaneers!

    We hope you’ve been enjoying the Twelve Days of Celebration thus far! And today, we’ve got another surprise for you, straight from the gypsies: they say to enter the redeem codes of DOG, PIG, and STUMP for some special transformation potions!

    Codes will expire at 11:59 EST on January 4th, so be sure to receive the gypsies’ gift before then. But if you find yourself too preoccupied on the frosty seas, don’t fret -- you’ll have more chances to get your hands on these potions… and perhaps other kinds, too!

    Eat well and be merry!

    -- The Crew @ TLOPO

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