User:Tormented Captain

Hello i am new to this wiki and i hope i can help the wiki...

Story
i have no idea at the moment.

CAKE!!!
Cake is the delicous way out of any dellema

A dilemma is defined as a situation in which you have two choices and you find yourself too much of a pussy to take either of them without suffering mental trauma. Philosophers have long ago realized, however, that a third option is always available:

Ex:

Dilemma: To be or not to be?

1. Be.

2. Not be.

3. Cake.

 This has been verified by many authorities as being conclusive evidence that Hamlet was an idiot.

From uncyclopedia