User blog comment:JoshuaCoalskull/Breaking News: BIG Update coming Soon.../@comment-98.217.154.69-20110925143118/@comment-64.113.171.24-20110925220710

Well as ye know the SHOIF is the most feared, most dangerous, toughest vessel to ever sail the seven seas. Even Jack Sparrow him self(ye said for SPARROW"S SAKES) would give ye soul to Davy Jones to sail said SHOIF!(Cap'n Jack would rather have a SHOIF instead of the Black Pearl any day, and twice on Tuesdays, but I digress.) So with this in mind the Developers of POTCO have decided never to release the SHOIF. In doing so if said SHOIF was to hit test much less live, the entire game would crash. Everyone would become level zero, with only rusty cutlasses to fight with. Now do ye really want this to happen? I'll answer this for ye: "NO!"

So the fine overworked under paid game developers will release this fine new addition to the game when they feel its ready, not one second sooner. Ye job is to either A: wait and be excited, or B: find another past time.

Me I'm with ye, I WANT A SHOIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I DON"T CARE GIVE ME SHOIF!!!!! OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!