User blog comment:Dentface/Spooky Happenings & Membership Giveaway!/@comment-2084412-20121017185514



There was once a man named Johnny Sea Slasher. He ran across the docks with his sword, slashing the water. He repeated this for several hours until he got tired. He payed for a carriage ride to his house, as he usually did every night after he slashed the seas. However, this night was different.... the carriage driver took a wrong turn, and they ended up in a dark forest with an old, no-longer-used carriage trail. They were lost, and had no idea how to get back to Johnny's mansion. Johnny walked out and looked around, looking for a way out of the forest, when he heard a noise. He walked over and the carriage driver was dead. His face had a large hole in it. He then saw a white figure with an evil grin. "You look like Foulberto Smasho!" He said. The figure flew right into Johnny, pushing him into the carriage, as the figure looked straight in Johnny's face. He just laughed repeatedly. Johnny was helpless "HELP! OBSIDION! ELLA! NICKY! JZ! I... I.. I take back everything I said! I'm sorry for taking the mansion to myself, and.. and... and for stealing Thomas's cookies! I am! I really am! And.. and I'm sorry for rooting for the bears against the redskins, I... I..... I'm sorry! I'm sorry for stealing Eliza's socks! And.. and for taking all of John Foulrobert's legendaries! I really am! Just.. HELP!" Even with Johnny's constant screaming, nobody came to help. However, he did see everyone he named in the forest, just giggling and whispering to each other "I hope he dies! Woot! Nobody insults the redskins!". The white figure pulled out a really sharp rock. "No. No! NOOO!" Johnny said. The figure pushed the rock into Johnny's face, extremely injuring him. He repeated this several times until Johnny's face was dented severely. "Now, I shall decend into the shadows, but know this.. you must now use DENTal floss every day, EVERY DAY! For if you do not use it within any period of 24 hours, my soul shall possess you, and you will permanently ban every user of the POTCO Wiki!" The figure said in the almost-animated-sounding voice. "Yessir..." Johnny said. The figure disappeared, with his very frigthening face intact. Johnny returned to town with a dent in his face, as he gave everything back to the other admins, with an extra 10,000 gold to each of them. They all called him "Dentface" now, and Richard Goldvane called him "Denty". Henceforth, it was a happy ending, except for that fact that on the day that Dent runs out of dental floss, or if he forgets to use floss, we'll all get... PERMA-BANNED! So, make sure Denty has a good supply of DENTal floss and that he uses it daily! DAILY! xD