User blog:Burglebuber/A Pirate Story (Lame name, i know)

CHAPTER ONE:

Tom Deckeagle was a very notorious pirate in the seven seas. He had a crew of 30 and a War Galleon named the Scarlet Conqueror. He attacked, raided, pillaged, and plundered. He was a very rich pirate and his ship was almost unbeatable by the swine of the EITC and the Navy. Even the undead and their cursed ammo, proved an easy foe against the huge War Galleon. Tom was at the present, living in his box on the Padres Del Fuego docks. He was going to set sail soon, and bring in some riches. Then he heard footsteps on the docks. Knowing the soldiers never left their Fort Dundee and if the Undead were invading then he would have heard. He stood up and a pirate that Tom knew was there. It was Hector Shipwrecker.

HECTOR: I 'eard ye was goin' ta get yerself sailin' again.

TOM: Yes.

HECTOR: Me wanna come me bring budder!!!

TOM: um... -takes a few steps back- ok.

HECTOR: -farts out butter-

then Tom went to a rowboat. He rowed out with his men and Hector to the Scarlet Conqueror. He had two gunners, one of which was Nick. He always wore blue. The other was "Pirate", for nobody knew his name and nobody dared to ask. He wore red. They were twins. There was a lookout named "Swordlegend". He named himself. A guy named "Freebooter" was also onboard. He was a regular seadog and he couldn't think of anything to name himself. William was the first mate. He stood on the poopdeck with Tom.