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My entry: A Truly Wicked Story (AKA Tim Darton`s Last Journal Entry)

I was stormin` Lord Jolly Rod`s fortress and I saw all me friends dyin`. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! said I. I attacked Jolly `im self, but `e said sticks and stones may break my bones, but your weapons will never kill me! Tis winter and me bones be twistin`. I now be turnin` to an undead monster.

- Tim Darton 1/18/1764