User blog:Bort Greasegorb/Going to be offline for a while

Everyone, I am going to be offline until the beginning of May due to problems which recently occurred. If I come online in July, it is not me. I am about to be stolen, meaning that I am about to lose everything. If this does go badly and I lose Bort entirely, I will be on my old body, Kaptin Shany, instead. There is still a large chance of me not being stolen, but also a chance I will be. Until July, fair winds!