User:Shorty Kendo

Hi and welcome to my profile.

I am Shorty Kendo (or shorty, whatever you wanna say) and im part of the famous guild Mutinous. I called it famous because its just the best guild in whole the Carribean. Really, Elite Thievery Co is nothing compared to Mutinous.

My story:

In 1676 I was born in Tortuga, my mother was called Mary Lash (no idea were she is nowerdays) and my father Edward Brittles (no idea where he is either). I grew up as a young adventorous kid who always knew what to do. But 1 day I was playing outside when suddenly a weirdo called Jolly Roger came to Tortuga, after that day I never saw my father and mother again. There I was, all alone in the wild. I started to comb the streets untill it met the famous (or should i say infamous) Jack Sparrow. He put me back on my feet and told me a story:

'Ey sonny, how are you? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy? I sailed all the seven seas, you wanna do a little job? Those stupid gravediggers stole my hat, can you get it back. Thanks matey, I owe you one.'

And that's how I became a pirate. Started with stealing a hat from a 'stupid gravedigger' and ended with, well I don't know how it will end. I'll probably be hanged by the neck. Well, I lived a good live, didn't I?

That was my story. Hope you got an idea who I am now, if you don't, you're a dumb landlubber, savvy?