User blog:ElizaCreststeel/Extra Gold Fer Yer Pockets!

Posted by Horatio Fowler 

Dec. 23, 2017, 12:30 p.m.



On the tenth day of Celebration, the Brethren Court gave to you… Piles of gold, Free candy weapons, Free halloween bones, Double experience, Double ship materials, A new hair color, Merry new ship designs, A very festive hat, Free materials and gold, and an all-new expanded inventory!

Psst, ahoy thar!

You! Aye, you. I has something ye mind find very... interesting. I were handlin’ the cargo of a large EITC ship, when I “found” a document just lyin’ thar unattended. I did not want th’ poor thing to get lost, so I adopted it. Now don’t be givin’ me such dirty looks! It ain’t stealin’, it’s salvagin’!

From the desk of Lord Cutler Beckett, East India Trading Company:

Season’s Greetings! Due to the increased commerce during the holiday season, profits throughout the empire and especially the Caribbean provinces are up considerably. As such, we find that our profits are beginning to outgrow their storage facilities. I have ordered all EITC vessels to carry increased loads of coin on their trips back to our headquarters. I have also requested that the navy help in this endeavor.

Continue with the good work, you all deserve your large holiday bonuses.

Lord Cutler Beckett - East India Trading Company

The meaning be clear; ships across th’ Caribbean will be carryin’ more gold! Ye can easily double yer profits! Every pirate’s dream, savvy? Of course, others have already been taking advantage, so ye are sure to find more gold everywhere, from the poker tables of the Faithful Bride to the undead minions o’ Jolly Roger! Enjoy th’ holiday season mate! It be rainin’ gold!

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum...